SOCIAL MEDIA SCHOLAR
He hasn’t read a book in years,But tweets in all caps, bold and fierce.He quotes philosophers all wrong,Then raps his “facts” in TikTok songs.A scholar born on Facebook feeds.She Googles once, then claims she knows,The secrets deep in UFOs.“Research,” she says, with shaky hands,It’s from a blog in far Sudan.No proof, just posts and comment…
