He hasn’t read a book in years,
But tweets in all caps, bold and fierce.
He quotes philosophers all wrong,
Then raps his “facts” in TikTok songs.
A scholar born on Facebook feeds.
She Googles once, then claims she knows,
The secrets deep in UFOs.
“Research,” she says, with shaky hands,
It’s from a blog in far Sudan.
No proof, just posts and comment wars.
He knows the law, the math, the race,
He learned it all on some weird space.
He shares long threads, all based on dreams,
With grammar forged in melted memes.
This is the mind of modern thought.
She passed online her driving test,
While crashing cars in GT4 quests.
She claims to code, but knows one key:
Control + C and then just flee.
Yet LinkedIn says she’s “top elite.”
A world where scholars don’t debate,
But argue gifs and factless hate.
Where wisdom’s shared on Instagram,
And history comes from Uncle Sam.
We scroll, not learn – how far we’ve come!
SOCIAL MEDIA SCHOLAR
